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PostSubject: Jokes!!!!!   Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:10 am

Lets hear some good jokes here
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!!!   Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:54 am

first off how graphic can the jokes get?
i do have one:this kid visits his grandparents house,he asks his grandma if he could walk their dog"fee fee". his grandma said no, fee fee is in heat.the kid went to ask his grandpa if he could walk their dog.he said that you shouldn't walk dogs when their in heat, but iwill let you take her for one any way,bring her and the leash out into the garage.the grandpa poured gasoline all over fee fee,he said that that should keep other dogs away and sent the kid to walk fee fee.2 hours passed by and the kid came back with no leash or fee fee.his grandpa asked where was fee fee.the kid answerd:fee fee ran out of gas and another dog is pushing her home!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!!!   Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:42 pm

i dont know? any jokes
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!!!   Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:07 pm

OK heres a classic.

This kid walks home and asks his mom for a glass of Milk. Mom says NO. The kid says why? She doesnt reply.
lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!!!   Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:52 pm

whats the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini?
theirs no Lamborghini in my garage
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!!!   Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:56 pm

How many babys does it take to paint a house?????

answer-depends on how hard you throw them




affraid affraid affraid affraid
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!!!   Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:14 am

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are running from the cops. They hide on a potato farm. They crawl into some potato bags. The first cop pokes the bag with the brunette in it. She says, "Meow." The cop confirms that it is just a cat. The second cop pokes the bag with the redhead in it. She says, "Woof." The cop says that it is just a dog. The third cop pokes the bag with the blonde in it. She say in her sweetest voice, "Potato."







lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!!!   Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:03 am

Careful budda you may scare people with the baby jokes lol
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!!!   Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:06 am

A Mexican and a Blond are fighting in a Trash Can who would win.
The Mexican cause he is on his home turf.
Sorry Mexicans.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!!!   Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:12 am

a guy walks into a bar, and he says ow!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!!!   Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:15 am

short guy goes up to tall guy

short guy:get out of my way

tall guy: why

short guy: i might step on you
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!!!   Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:20 am

ok so hitler, george bush, a priest and a little boy are on a plane. the pilot dies of a heart attack and no one knows how to fly a plane. there are only 3 parachutes, so hitler says; "i have to go kill some more jews before i die!!" so he grabs a chute and jumps. then george bush says;"i am the smartest man in the world so i have to live!" so he grabs one and jumps out of the plane. the priest turns to the boy and says; "go, take the last parachute, i have already lived a full life." but the little boy says;"no its ok, we can both live!" the priest says;"how" and the little boy says;"there is still 2 chutes, the smartest man in the world just took my backpack."


hahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!!!   Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:06 am

hey skeith im half mexican
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!!!   Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:24 am

why did hitler commit suiside?
he saw the gas bill

what did hitler get 4 his bday?
a new oven it fits 20
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!!!   Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:10 pm

Those jokes are pretty good makita
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!!!   Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:56 am

lol
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!!!   Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:54 pm

when does michael jackson go to wallmart?


when boys pants are half off.



(to soon?) lol
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!!!   Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:56 pm

what does michael jackson and mcdonalds have in common-they poth stick there 60 year old meet in 12 year old buns


( to soon ?)




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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!!!   Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:01 pm

what is groser than gross? a garbage can full of dead babys



what is groser than that?
the one at the bottom thats still alive



whats groser than that? he has to eat his its way to freedom

whats groser than that? he goes back for more
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!!!   Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:13 am

lmao lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!!!   Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:30 am

not a very good one. My friend told me it. So a kid walks up to his room. On the way he hears what sounds like singing so he walks twoard his parents room and it gets softer. So he decides to walk toward his sisters room and it gets a bit louder. Finally he walks toward the bathroom. he hears the noise coming from the toilet. He opens and a huge stink comes out of it. He holds his nose and looks in and sees a fly singing "If the log rolls over i'm dead".
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!!!   Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:56 am

its ok...
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!!!   Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:25 am

alright, this is the most horridly rasist joke, but i will tell it anyways, dont hold me responsible....

what did hitler say to the black jew??

Get to the back of the oven!!! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!!!   Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:05 am

A blond woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blond. The blond cop asked to see the blond driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "it's square and it has your picture on it". The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blond officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop".




lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes!!!!!   Tue Feb 16, 2010 8:02 am

lol! lol! lol! lol!
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